When you add on the terrible direct-to-video animated films Mattel regularly pumped out (no disrespect to the genuinely funny Life in the Dreamhouse) and a long development cycle that saw Anne Hathaway, Amy Schumer, Diablo Cody, and others sign on and drop out, Barbie seemed like a disaster in the making. But then came Greta Gerwig. With two great movies under her belt (Lady Bird and Little Women), Gerwig brought on an all-star cast with Margot Robbie as Barbie, Ryan Gosling as Ken, and a whole host of actors playing alternate versions of the couple, including Shang-Chi‘s Simu Lui, new Doctor Who Ncuti Gatwa, and Insecure‘s Issa Rae. With her partner Noah Baumbach on board as co-writer, Gerwig leaned into the kitschy absurdity of the property, and Barbie has become one of the internet’s most anticipated 2023 movies. With such epic expectations, it’s fitting that the first teaser trailer would take an epic tone. The teaser recreates the famed opening of 2001: A Space Odyssey, adding a voiceover from Helen Mirren about the history of dolls. “The dolls were always and forever baby dolls,” intones Mirren, with shots of little girls holding their cherub-faced toys. Of course, the internet responded with measured and thoughtful takes. Will the movie live up to these increasingly high expectations? Or will Barbie be cast aside, like Battleship, G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra, and other failed toy-to-movie adaptations? We won’t know until Barbie hits theaters July 21, 2023.
